Dear Journal, I just realized today how hot Joaquin Phoenix is!  You know, the guy who plays Commodus in Gladiator.  He’s really cute.  I’ve been like totally obsessed with that movie since I saw it.  Mom likes it a lot but she won’t buy it because it’s too graphic (blood, guts, ewe).  I still love … More Hormones and Geekism Ignite. April 13, 2001.

Dear Journal, 10 days off from school!!!  Oh yeah, thats what I like! Today was hat day and my whole class was against me because I wore my Yankees visor.  It was great.  Bryan wore like a huge sombrero and Kyle R. wore an umbrella hat.  Don’t ask. I can’t wait til Sunday (Easter).  The … More Hat Day. April 12, 2001.

Dearest Readers, Until today, throughout the transcription of my private journals, I have used the true names of every person mentioned in my entries.  As we come to the end of my time in the sixth grade, I, little Allison, begin to recount experiences far beyond eating fried dough at the carnival and being rejected … More A Note from the Present

Dear Journal, I have to make this quick, it’s already 11:20!  OK, at school Julian said Jimmy says I’m really nice and all, but he just wants to be friends.  Whatever. We took an evaluation test for math.  I got the second highest grade!  27/34 questions right! I didn’t go to softball practice because we … More April 11, 2001