Dear Journal,
I was just online, and when I read my email, there was this thing that said someone has a crush on me, you know like ECrush. Well anyway I was trying to figure it out for like 20 min., but I don’t even have that many email addresses on my list. Everyone that I came up with who might have a crush on me, I didn’t have their email, or the people I did (Steve C., Julian, and Pat) didn’t match.
I wish I knew Jon P.’s email, cuz I bet its him. Even as a joke he might do that. It could be Kevin H. or Mike H. (or even Mike T.), but I don’t have any of their emails! I wish it just had you pick names or something. I have to think: Who has my email, but I don’t have theirs, and who might like me???
This mystery has never been solved, so let’s just nip it in the butt right here. I know all my secret admirers read this blog religiously hoping to see their names. Hell, if the guys that haven’t had a fleeting thought about me for nine years passed through their cold hearts might be a flutter. If you’ve been reading, you know nearly every male who has passed through my life has been the subject of my usually unrequited love; that means whoever sent this ECrush notification to my email back in the day has to at least have access to my Facebook and therefore the Private Journal archive. Have you been reading all along? Because seriously, the Little Allison inside is dying for you to show yourself. I’m not really looking for love these days but God damn I sure do love an ego boost. So just leave a comment below, or post on my Facebook, private message, or just come to my house with flowers. You know where to find me.
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